Two well-known constant's about Philadelphia: It's always sunny and the Phillies always suck.

The only thing that sucks more than the Phillies is the idiots who named them.

I would feel bad for the Phillies being the Losing-est team in baseball with over 10,000 losses but they just suck too much.

Hey what do you know? The Phillies Suck! Hmmm....smells like the Phillies sucking. Funny how much the Phillies suck.