PHILADELPHIA ON URBAN DICTIONARY

Philthydelphia...city of Brothers on Drugs. I hate Philly. It's dirty, it smells, the people can't drive, are completely unfriendly, have the most juvinile, obnoxious sports fans, the roadway system sucks, the eagles suck, the flyers suck, the sixers suck, the phillies suck, I suck for having to live here, I'm too depressed to continue. Everyone in Philly should shove a pencil in their eye to try and forget about the pain of having to live there. I've lived here for 2 years and absolutely hate it. If it wasn't for my job, I'd move somewhere that didn't suck like Pittsburgh. At least they have one sports team that doesn't blow.

"Wow, that guy's an a-hole. Yeah, must be from Philadelphia." Or, "Wow, that girl's really a whore. Yeah, she's from Philly."

Phillies on Urban Dictionary
A team of 25 homosexuals such as jimmy rollins, ryan howard, chase utley, cole hamels, and shane victorino, that suck dick for the first 161 games of the season and then steal first place from the mets even though the Mets are the far supirrior team. 2007, and 2008 Mets are first place the ENTIRE season and then the undeserving 2nd place phillies try calling themselves first place when in reality the Mets are the real 2006, 2007, and 2008 NL East Champions and 2008 World Champions.