PHILADELPHIA ON URBAN DICTIONARY

Philthydelphia...city of Brothers on Drugs. I hate Philly. It's dirty, it smells, the people can't drive, are completely unfriendly, have the most juvinile, obnoxious sports fans, the roadway system sucks, the eagles suck, the flyers suck, the sixers suck, the phillies suck, I suck for having to live here, I'm too depressed to continue. Everyone in Philly should shove a pencil in their eye to try and forget about the pain of having to live there. I've lived here for 2 years and absolutely hate it. If it wasn't for my job, I'd move somewhere that didn't suck like Pittsburgh. At least they have one sports team that doesn't blow.

"Wow, that guy's an a-hole. Yeah, must be from Philadelphia." Or, "Wow, that girl's really a whore. Yeah, she's from Philly."

Phillies on Urban Dictionary
A team of 25 homosexuals such as jimmy rollins, ryan howard, chase utley, cole hamels, and shane victorino, that suck dick for the first 161 games of the season and then steal first place from the mets even though the Mets are the far supirrior team. 2007, and 2008 Mets are first place the ENTIRE season and then the undeserving 2nd place phillies try calling themselves first place when in reality the Mets are the real 2006, 2007, and 2008 NL East Champions and 2008 World Champions.

This is as bad as it gets: Idiotic Mayor of Philly Wears Yankees Jersey after Lost Bet.

Two well-known constant's about Philadelphia: It's always sunny and the Phillies always suck.

The only thing that sucks more than the Phillies is the idiots who named them.

I would feel bad for the Phillies being the Losing-est team in baseball with over 10,000 losses but they just suck too much.

Hey what do you know? The Phillies Suck! Hmmm....smells like the Phillies sucking. Funny how much the Phillies suck.

PHOTOS: YANKEES DEFEAT PHILLIES TO CLAIM WORLD SERIES

LIDGE, WORST CLOSER IN BASEBALL BLOWS LEAD AND EVEN ALLOWS THIS TO HAPPEN: AHAHAH:

HAHAHAHAHHA PHILLIES SUCK PROOF
PROOF THAT THE PHILLIES SUCK...EASY TO COME BY

YANKEES ONE WIN AWAY FROM TITLE

YANKS SCARE SHIT OUT OF PHILS ON HALLOWEEN

COMEBACK GIVES YANKEES WORLD SERIES LEAD
The New York Yankees' come from behind victory of the Philadelphia Phillies in Game 3 gave them a 2-1 lead in the World Series. Their fans invaded, A-Rod homered, Pettite outdueled Hamels and picked up a game-tying RBI, and Mariano Rivera closed out the Yankees 8-5 victory at Citizens Bank Park Satuday night on Haloween.

YANKEES FANS INVADE
EVEN PETTITE CAN HIT OFF HAMELS

STILL YOUR DADDY

Wonder why the Phillies just blew a lead and lost Game 2? Must be because they suck. Pedro the traitor in particular. STILL YOUR DADDY say the yankees fans. The chants were tremendous! I would feel bad for the Phillies being the Losing-est team in baseball with over 10,000 losses but they just suck too much...

More in a bit...

Game 2 play by play: http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/29/live-analysis-world-series-game-2-philadelphia-at-yankees/?hp

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

METS FAN KOBE BRYANT HATES THE PHILLIES

INAUGURAL POST

So, the Phillies are in the World Series- set to lose to the New York Yankees. Having lost more games than any other team in baseball history and attempting to prove their inability to win more championships than their rival Mets, the Phillies will never win back to back titles. They suck way too much.

They have a tiny wiffle ball stadium and fat, ignorant bandwagon fans.

Quite simply, they suck. Welcome to a blog set to kick some ass and take some names.

Jimmy Rollins Sucks!